Mushroom, oh Mushroom, how I love thee
Never will I understand the unreasonably
Unjust assaults that are spewed in your name
Calling you "fungus" and "slimy" and "lame"
Please know that I love you in every way
Stuffed, sautéed, steamed, roasted and plain
Those who speak ill of you have not a clue
The way you enhance foods and have good flavor, too
I love you, dear Mushroom, without you I'd be
Living a life of mushroomless misery
So there! I have poetically shared my love for The Mushroom. Aren't I a nerd.
If you wish to saute a batch of mushrooms (as opposed to writing poetry about them), here is what you will need to do. It's simple!
Melt a couple tablespoons of butter in a skillet over medium heat. I much prefer using butter over oil because I think it makes the mushrooms tastier. But really, you can use either. Whichever one you use, make sure it gets nice and hot without burning it.
Add 8 ounces of fresh, sliced, washed mushrooms to the skillet and toss them around with a spoon or a hard spatula. Make sure the butter coats all surfaces. Stir constantly.
Depending on the type of mushroom and the thickness of the slices, this will take anywhere between 3 and 7 minutes. When they are a golden brown color, I like to turn the heat up to high and cook for 30 seconds to 1 minute longer. This gives their edges a hint of crispness, which I find delicious.
I personally have a hard time sauteeing mushrooms without eating most of the batch. I must exercise supreme self-control if I want more than 80% of them to make it into whatever bigger dish I am making.